I hate dating. I hate everything about it. Every new person who comes into your life you have to start all over again. You have to start at the beginning and take it slow, you have to figure out if they are even worthy of friendship and then what? Grrr...I've decided maybe I should be single. I mean, after all...is it really worth it?
I've been getting frustrated with this guy that I've been actively pursuing who seems...on the fence I guess. I mean he returns my calls and seems to be a little interested but when it comes right down to it, he also seems to have no interest. He's got me 110% confused and that is not a place I like to be. So what do I do? I turn to Brandon, my resting place of course.
Although I think he may have a girlfriend again. I mean last night when I was over at his house, I needed to shower as I just got back from the gym. So I hopped in there an there's a pink razor and I notice two toothbrushes. WTF? I didn't ask, I guess I really don't wanna know. If I don't know, does that still make me a bad person?
Then of course Turi, Turi asked me to go a blind double date with her...I passed. I just can't date any more right now. I need a LONG break from it all!
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Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Monday, March 10, 2008
Happily Single
I thought long and hard over the idea of the open relationship...and I realized...it was just an excuse for me to not stand firm in a relationship I didn't want to be in. So, I'm Single! SINGLE! SINGLE!
This feels much more like me, that's for sure. I'm always single at heart, I was born as a single and I'll die as a single. I'm the ultimate of female single-dom. I love being able to flirt at the bar or make out with a total stranger. I like having the freedom to do as I want and not have to worry about who I'm offending or who might end up with hurt feelings.
It's almost as if I forgot how much fun being single really is and I was running from it. Not no more!! I'm gonna go out dancing and drinking and running the streets into the wee hours. I'm going to enjoy this freedom that I have and I'm going to embrace all that comes my way!
I suppose part of this conclusion is that I can care for you and I can not be stuck with you all in the same breath.
This feels much more like me, that's for sure. I'm always single at heart, I was born as a single and I'll die as a single. I'm the ultimate of female single-dom. I love being able to flirt at the bar or make out with a total stranger. I like having the freedom to do as I want and not have to worry about who I'm offending or who might end up with hurt feelings.
It's almost as if I forgot how much fun being single really is and I was running from it. Not no more!! I'm gonna go out dancing and drinking and running the streets into the wee hours. I'm going to enjoy this freedom that I have and I'm going to embrace all that comes my way!
I suppose part of this conclusion is that I can care for you and I can not be stuck with you all in the same breath.
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Stalker-esk
I felt like a stalker today...the guy I wrote about in "I'm Such a Shit-Head" happened to be eating dinner at the same spot as me. Rather than joining him, I sat a few tables away and although I watched him a little...that little bit felt very stalker-esk! HA!
Anyway, let me tell you my funny story about dinner...
I had dinner tonight with a guy named Jason. I decided to dine with Jason for one reason and one reason only...Jason is HOT! He was a complete stranger until dinner, but totally smokin'. During dinner, I found out that Jason is also an idiot and hence the reason I am probably still single.
At dinner, I brought up the elections and asked, "Who do you think is winning California?" To which my genious of a date replied - "I'm not sure but it's probably a Democrat, they always win California."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Anyway, let me tell you my funny story about dinner...
I had dinner tonight with a guy named Jason. I decided to dine with Jason for one reason and one reason only...Jason is HOT! He was a complete stranger until dinner, but totally smokin'. During dinner, I found out that Jason is also an idiot and hence the reason I am probably still single.
At dinner, I brought up the elections and asked, "Who do you think is winning California?" To which my genious of a date replied - "I'm not sure but it's probably a Democrat, they always win California."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Single All The Way Baby
(Aside from the fact that I have a totally awesome boyfriend who stimulates my mind and treats me like I've always wanted...)
Single, a state of mind or an actual thing? Even when I'm in a relationship when I'm asked if I'm single I always feel the pull of "YES!" Being single isn't a negative thing to me, it's something I take great pride in. It screams, I'm happy with who I am and I can support myself without the help of a man.
Here are a few quotes from a short compilation piece on single-ness and a few brief thoughts that come to my mind (Single Sate of the Union, Edited by Diane Mapes):
"Their woman's work always took a back seat to their own."
I want to always be able to put my own career in the forefront. The decisions of where I work and why seems to greatly contribute to my personal happiness and having the ability to work anywhere when I want is something I value very much. Giving that up would be a crying shame!
"Now we're in love. Our idea of a good time is critiquing rough drafts of each other's prose while ordering in sushi at midnight."
"I always have high expectations for email. In the back of my mind, there's an irrational, tiny, monstrous feeling that today might be the day for the email that will change my life."
I feel this way, every time I'm deprived of my computer I get this feeling like what if I'm missing something important. What if there's an email that is life changing? It's not that I'm expecting something, or anything for that matter, but what if?
"I am a professional single woman...an emerging trend of people who prefer to be single rather than settle."
I think this explains why I'm single. I'm single because I'm not going to settle for anyone or anything that is less than all I want and need. I'm single because I've made a conscious decision to care about myself and my happiness and I'm not going to fill a mythical void just to satisfy a quota.
"A first date must end with a kiss. If not, it's just an appointment."
We all know the deal here, the constant confusion of is it a date or not?
"To answer your (unspoken) questions: No, I haven't met anyone lately. I haven't been on any dates, and there's no one 'special' in my life that I'm holding out on you. Of course I want to meet someone. Naturally, I'm making efforts to put myself out there. And no, I'm not being stubborn or holding my standards unreasonably high. Yes, I want a life partner. Yes, I want to meet someone and fall madly, deeply, truly in love. And yes, I know my clock is ticking, and that does make me nervous. So there you have it. It's that straightforward."
"Yes, I have moments of uncertainty, but I'm not becoming that crazy cat lady."
"The notion that marriage is the most important piece of a woman's destiny...before you could be a partner, you had to become your own person."
This is so often missed or overlooked. Be yourself first and worry about the rest later.
"First of all, unless you're dating a midget, man stuff is huge."
This is so true. Just a few little items of is can take up your entire apartment and throw everything out of order.
"I cry anew, now because I am drunk and also so thankful that I have friends who will mix me cocktails and promise to leave their cell phones on all night when I am at my lowest."
My friends are everything to me. They always make me smile and they never fail to lift my spirits.
"If you're really unlucky, they'll ask you to recite a poem at their wedding. That's just what i want to do - monitor my drinking until I'm done with my public service announcement."
Ha! Please, please don't ask me to speak at your wedding. We all know that I like my drinks and that I hate poetry!
"I want to continue to have sexual adventures, but with someone by my side, someone who can experience them with me and enhance that experience."
This makes me feel at ease. I completely agree. Although adventures are always nice, it's never as nice as doing something with someone who truly matters.
"I never feel like I want to go to sleep after fucking him. I feel like I want to hump the furniture."
"I can always just pick up and go. I like it like this."
The lack of clutter in my life allows me to feel free to do what I want, when I want and with who I choose. I like this and I don't know if I'll ever be able to sacrifice this feeling.
"Fear of desertion comes with the territory of loving someone."
Here I thought it was just some weird thing that was wrong with me.
"One of the challenges of marriage is to learn how to live with a person and integrate that person into your life."
Sometimes you have to stop and wonder if adding someone new changes things. It doesn't have to. You can have it all, you just have to understand yourself enough to balance it.
"Nothing can match the peacefulness that comes from knowing that I am solely responsible for the life I create, and that with each passing year I seem to be closer to 'getting it right'."
"I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor...who will hold back my hair when I puke."
Call me crazy...but the wisdom that comes with being single is unmatched by anything else in the world.
Single, a state of mind or an actual thing? Even when I'm in a relationship when I'm asked if I'm single I always feel the pull of "YES!" Being single isn't a negative thing to me, it's something I take great pride in. It screams, I'm happy with who I am and I can support myself without the help of a man.
Here are a few quotes from a short compilation piece on single-ness and a few brief thoughts that come to my mind (Single Sate of the Union, Edited by Diane Mapes):
"Their woman's work always took a back seat to their own."
I want to always be able to put my own career in the forefront. The decisions of where I work and why seems to greatly contribute to my personal happiness and having the ability to work anywhere when I want is something I value very much. Giving that up would be a crying shame!
"Now we're in love. Our idea of a good time is critiquing rough drafts of each other's prose while ordering in sushi at midnight."
"I always have high expectations for email. In the back of my mind, there's an irrational, tiny, monstrous feeling that today might be the day for the email that will change my life."
I feel this way, every time I'm deprived of my computer I get this feeling like what if I'm missing something important. What if there's an email that is life changing? It's not that I'm expecting something, or anything for that matter, but what if?
"I am a professional single woman...an emerging trend of people who prefer to be single rather than settle."
I think this explains why I'm single. I'm single because I'm not going to settle for anyone or anything that is less than all I want and need. I'm single because I've made a conscious decision to care about myself and my happiness and I'm not going to fill a mythical void just to satisfy a quota.
"A first date must end with a kiss. If not, it's just an appointment."
We all know the deal here, the constant confusion of is it a date or not?
"To answer your (unspoken) questions: No, I haven't met anyone lately. I haven't been on any dates, and there's no one 'special' in my life that I'm holding out on you. Of course I want to meet someone. Naturally, I'm making efforts to put myself out there. And no, I'm not being stubborn or holding my standards unreasonably high. Yes, I want a life partner. Yes, I want to meet someone and fall madly, deeply, truly in love. And yes, I know my clock is ticking, and that does make me nervous. So there you have it. It's that straightforward."
"Yes, I have moments of uncertainty, but I'm not becoming that crazy cat lady."
"The notion that marriage is the most important piece of a woman's destiny...before you could be a partner, you had to become your own person."
This is so often missed or overlooked. Be yourself first and worry about the rest later.
"First of all, unless you're dating a midget, man stuff is huge."
This is so true. Just a few little items of is can take up your entire apartment and throw everything out of order.
"I cry anew, now because I am drunk and also so thankful that I have friends who will mix me cocktails and promise to leave their cell phones on all night when I am at my lowest."
My friends are everything to me. They always make me smile and they never fail to lift my spirits.
"If you're really unlucky, they'll ask you to recite a poem at their wedding. That's just what i want to do - monitor my drinking until I'm done with my public service announcement."
Ha! Please, please don't ask me to speak at your wedding. We all know that I like my drinks and that I hate poetry!
"I want to continue to have sexual adventures, but with someone by my side, someone who can experience them with me and enhance that experience."
This makes me feel at ease. I completely agree. Although adventures are always nice, it's never as nice as doing something with someone who truly matters.
"I never feel like I want to go to sleep after fucking him. I feel like I want to hump the furniture."
"I can always just pick up and go. I like it like this."
The lack of clutter in my life allows me to feel free to do what I want, when I want and with who I choose. I like this and I don't know if I'll ever be able to sacrifice this feeling.
"Fear of desertion comes with the territory of loving someone."
Here I thought it was just some weird thing that was wrong with me.
"One of the challenges of marriage is to learn how to live with a person and integrate that person into your life."
Sometimes you have to stop and wonder if adding someone new changes things. It doesn't have to. You can have it all, you just have to understand yourself enough to balance it.
"Nothing can match the peacefulness that comes from knowing that I am solely responsible for the life I create, and that with each passing year I seem to be closer to 'getting it right'."
"I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor...who will hold back my hair when I puke."
Call me crazy...but the wisdom that comes with being single is unmatched by anything else in the world.
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