Damn Little Girls

I'm feeling bitter, bitter towards those damn adorable little girls that stand around town in their cute little green uniforms and smile at you. Yes, I'm angry at Girl Scouts!! I bought 1 box of the new cinnamon cookies and now I'm more than addicted. They are absolutely divine. My box is almost empty and all I can think about is finding a troop of girls that I can get more from. I swear they laced these cookies with cocaine.