Friday, February 1, 2008

To Do List

I was rummaging around my house and found an old "To Do List" that I had, dates are next to those which I actually have completed...and yet...soooo many to go....

Fall in love
Run through the front sprinklers in a swimsuit
Find & strip in a big public fountain
Install a fire fighters pole in my house
Buy an old mannequin
Surround my house with mini soldiers
Name all of my household applicances
Give my vacuum a cape
Eat in every room in my house
Dress my dog in camoflauge and take him for a long walk
Build a submarine out of cardboard and find someone's cat to test it on
Learn to play pool (February 22, 2004)
Collect laundry detergent
Lay on an ocean shore til hightide engulfs me and I have to get up for air
Get a tire swing
Climb to the roof of my house and plant a flag claiming the land
Spend a weekend being a biker babe
Share a taxi with a stranger
Make a date in the frozen food section
Play a game of flashlight tag
Send my parents to Europe
Send dad to Wimbolden
Send my mother somewhere alone for a holiday, stress free
Call everyone in my family in one day - just to say hello and see how it's going
Follow my first instinct for an entire day
Don't leave my house for an entire day
Spend a day in someone else's shoes (literally)
Have a pie party
Be dominated
Wear every article of clothing I own before returning to an outfit
Relax in someone's arms
Eat at a restaurant without any form/way of paying for it
Take naked photos
Get my nose pieced (December 2004)
Call everyone in the phonebook
Make love under the stars on a beach
Write a book about the slow death of love
Down a 750 of alcohol in one hour (February 2003)
Have emotion-free sex (2003)
Ride on a motorcycle (November 2002)
Learn to ski
Join the mile high club
Venture to a nude beach
Swim with a dolphin
Own a room with a view
Brew my own beer
Send a message in a bottle
Take a camel ride in the desert
Stay out dancing all night and go to work the next day, without ever going home
Drink beer at Oktoberfest in Munich
Shower in a waterfall
Drive the Autoban
Spend Christmas on a tropical beach
Raft the grand canyon
Take a hot air balloon ride
Have sex on the kitchen counter (December, 2006)
Visit the Holy Land
Run to the top of the Statue of Liberty (Fall 2005)
Coach something
Drive a stock car
Cook professionally
Read the Bible, cover to cover
"Mardi Gras" - need I say more!
Get something personal published
See the Northern Lights
Walk on hot coals
Visit the Amazon rain forest
Buy a lakefront house with at least an acre
Visit all 50 states (15 down, 35 to go)
Call in sick to work when I feel fine (May 14, 2004)
Express my true feelings to someone I'm in a relationship with
Tell Tandra how screwy she is (Haven't done it, but don't want to any more...I've moved on)
Full-fill some man's fantasy
Learn to let loose
Complete a family history as a gift to my grandparents
Parasail (Summer 2001)
Dance under the stars with a babe
Spin in circles in the rain with my man of the moment
Go skinny dipping
Learn to ballroom dance
Take a ride on the Trans-Siberian Express
See the Sphinx
See the Hope Diamond
Pet a tiger
Drive cross-country without a map
Learn to surf
Attend a class drunk (Fall 2007)
Go splunking
Have a philosophy to my life
Swin in every ocean
Speak only in song lyrics for a day